Another blonde joke

Kell · 09-01-2003 1:48pm #1

A blonde gets pulled by a cop for speeding in her beamer cabriolet. The cop gets out of his car and approaches the blonde.

Cop- "Maam, do you know what speed you were doing back there"

Blonde- "No officer. Is there some problem"

Cop- "I am afraid to say you were doing fifty in a forty zone and I am going to have to ask you for your drivers license and proof of insurance".

Blonde- "Whats a drivers license and proof of insurance?"

Cop- "Your drivers license is evidence that you have passed a driving test and are legally allowed to drive and it's usually kept in your glove compartment. Your proof of insurance is evidence that you are insured against liability in the event of an acident and theres usually a sticker somewhere on the car to say you have it".

Blonde roots around in the glove box and produces license and points to windscreen insurance disc. The cop walks back over to his car and radios in the details to the base.

Base cop- "Is she a really fit blonde driving a beamer cabriolet?"

Road cop- "Yes she is. Why?"

Base cop- "Go back over to the car, drop yer kecks and offer her your lad".

Road cop- "No way. I cant do that. I'd get done for exposing myself".

Base cop- "No man. You gotta do it. Trust me. Just go back over to the car, drop yer kecks and offer her your lad. Go on."

The road cop goes back over to the car and as instructed, unbuckles his belt, drops his undies and offers her his co*k.

Blonde- "Oh not the breathalyser again".