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Mills and Boon

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  • 09-01-2003 3:51pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3


    We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening
    horizon.
    The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only
    those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and
    a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the
    final touch to the most romantic scene.

    We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her
    now. Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of
    dominance.
    I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she
    frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved
    slowly at first,
    Inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the tension
    rose,we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.

    Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with
    enthusiasm,moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent
    myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension heightened towards the
    inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer.

    Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and
    passed all too quickly. Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As
    the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of
    approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed
    her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.
    She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered,
    'Baaa' and rejoined the flock.

    This book is only for sale, at the moment, in
    Kilkenny, Kerry , Tipperary, Cavan, Galway, Sligo and certain parts of Roscommon ...
    & possibly Cork.

    ps I do not have a fascination with Sheep, its just that this farmer I know keeps sending me jokes!!!!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭jscully


    Get off me ya baaaaaaaastard!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Evil Jose


    LOVE it!!! You dirty bugger.........:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    Brilliant :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Speaking from experiance? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Mistakill


    Class joke

    Is there actually a book out?


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