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Ear trouble

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  • 10-01-2003 12:18pm
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    Kell
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    A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?"

    "There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

    The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you." he said.

    "Because" replies the receptionist. "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of strangers. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private".

    The man walked out, waited several minutes and re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

    "There's something wrong with my 'ear'," he stated.

    The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

    "I can't piss out of it." the man replied.


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