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  • 13-01-2003 3:49pm
    #1
    Ronaldo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭


    A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.

    "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
    "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
    "Ten," the doctor says sadly.
    "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"
    "Nine... Eight... Seven..."


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