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Sweet Romance

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  • 14-01-2003 1:16pm
    #1
    hussey
    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭


    Derek and Sarah are staying in a hotel and after a romantic
    evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
    However, as soon as they settle down, Derek(not quite ready for
    slumber) leans over and whispers softly "Hey snuggle boopy
    doops, your
    little hubby wubby isn't quite ready for nighty-nighty yet."
    Sarah takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the
    bathroom first."
    So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of
    carpet and lands flat on her face.
    Derek jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone, "Oh my
    precious little honey bunny, is your noseywosey all righty?"
    No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad
    passionate sex for three hours.
    Afterwards, Sarah goes off to the bathroom again, but on her
    way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands
    flat on
    her face on the floor.
    Derek looks over and grunts, "Clumsy b*tch."


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