Nightmares

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Ok, These might be a bit unsuitable for younger people so if kharn wants to delete its ok with me.

> >Nightmare #1
> >After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a
> >cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he
> >asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the
> >top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and
> >found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another
> >man. Naturally, the guy began to worry."Is this your husband?" he inquired
> >nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend
> >then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
> >"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl
> >replied, "That's me before the operation."
> >
> >
> >Nightmare #2
> >The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of
> >a way to rekindle it. One night he came home from work, and found his wife
> >asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do? Oh-I know." He
> >proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to
> >gently squirm and moan in pleasure with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards,
> >the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there,
> >the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed,
> >"What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed,
> >"You'll wake your mother."
> >
> >Nightmare #3
> >One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each
> >other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
> >With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and
> >smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified,
> >she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
> >"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asks grining at her.
> >"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
> >"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
> >"No way! It's just too risky!"
> >"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
> >"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
> >"Oh yes you can. Please?"
> >"No, no. I just can't"
> >"I'm begging you ... "
> >Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister
> >shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says,
> >"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need
> >be, mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake tell
> >him to take his hand off the intercom!"

domeara01

very good and they are all things that people fear in there subconcious

Pugsley

The 1st 2 are downright sick, 3rd is hillarious tho

JohnK

#1 is sick, #2 is VERY sick, #3 is funny