Irish priest

John2002

A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it
has been one month since my last confession. I have had s*x with Fannie
Green every week for the last month."

The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail
Mary's."

Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two
months since my last confession. I have had s*x with Fannie Green twice
a week for the last two months."

This time the priest asks, "Who is "Fannie Green?"

A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.

Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
sermon when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church.

All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and
sits down in front of the altar.

Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green
shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman sits with her legs
slightly spread apart.

The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"

The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies;

No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes."

Don1

It's wonderous! (Quote from Real Monsters for those of you who think I'm strange)(Oh hang on, I am)

Pimp Ninja

Gud un..

JohnK

brilliant

Dazzer

Haha good joke

zAbbo

Haha heard the same one a while ago, where the ending was:


The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"

The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies;

No Father, I think its just the way the light shines on it."

Pugsley

rofl! brilliance!

Drunk pirate

Good n

TomTom

fuping excellent