Stars in their eyes (not rude)

hussey

Matthew Kelly was backstage at Stars In Your Eyes when he saw two
contestants in the corner, one was a middle aged guy in a wheelchair
together with his younger nephew called Simon.

Curious - Matthew went over to the duo and introduced himself - and asked
the older guy about his disability.
"My nephew and I are glaziers" - said the old guy "and one day when he was
up a ladder my nephew Simon slipped - dropped a pane of glass and it cut my
legs clean off!!"

"That's terrible" said Matthew "but its great that you're here to support
him nevertheless, so who is your nephew going to be?"

"Oh I'm not supporting him" said the old guy "I'm singing with him"

Matthew was perplexed - he knew the back stage crew were good but who were
these two going to become - when the old guy told him......................

"Tonight Matthew - we're going to be"


......... Simon and Half Uncle

DRakE

laf.
given the stories lately i expected a completely different ending, after i saw the "young nephew" bit..

but it was not to be

good one