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  • 16-01-2003 3:34pm
    #1
    LoLth
    Registered Users Posts: 10,339 ✭✭✭✭


    Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk


    Innovative

    Preliminary

    Proliferation

    Cinnamon






    Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:


    Specificity

    British Constitution

    Passive-aggressive disorder

    Transubstantiate







    Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're
    Drunk:


    Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

    Nope, no more booze for me

    Sorry, but you're not really my type

    No kebab for me, thank you

    Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

    I'm not interested in fighting you

    Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

    NO, I won't make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co- ordination

    Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.


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    #2
    Sposs
    Registered Users Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    Originally posted by LoLth
    Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk


    Innovative

    Preliminary

    Proliferation

    Cinnamon







    There hard to say sober :)


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    #3
    The Reaper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭The Reaper


    TAD TAD ILL TRELL NETHANG WHENS IMSA DRUNK THINK IV GAT A NLOUD MOUTH WEN IT CIOMES TO DRINKIN!


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    ShayK1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    what a beautifully original joke that i haven't heard about 20 times already!!
    (extreme sarcasm{spelling??} implied)


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    #5
    The Reaper
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    yea well dats wat i wud be like!


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