Mysterious Deaths

John2002

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 A.M.,
regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and
some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No
one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11
A.M. on Sundays. So a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few
minutes before 11 A.M., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside
the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all
about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy
objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck
11:00... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward
and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum
cleaner.

Dr. Loon

That's way too funny for me

TomTom

wards must be kept clean at all costs

woosaysdan

laughed a little bit