satellite?

wild eyed

ok this place looks class, now tell me , i have sky digital, and my mother has just canceled subscribtion, how do i get it for free?

chernobyl

Sexual favours for Murdoch.
..please dont lock this

sceptre

Beat up your mother and make her resubscribe. Or just rob the money out of her purse.


On a serious note you can get the likes of BBC back by getting yourself an FTV card if you know someone in the UK.

This is going to be locked or thrown into the recycle bin anyway.

shinobi

Just like the on NTL advert....Look in through your neighbours window. Careful you get the right window though.:D

muffinhead

I live in a terraced house so I broke into the neighbours house (through the attic), connected a wire to the satellite and piped it down to my living room - FREE SKY FOR LIFE HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











No, I didn't really :rolleyes:

DMC

Na, they'd notice that. :rolleyes:

Rebel18

Dont the dish installers get free sky?

Tony

Sky agents get a demonstration viewing card.

Tony

The Cigarette Smoking Man

I see a little silhouette of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo. Galileo. Figaro. Magnifico.
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

byte

Originally posted by Rebel18
Dont the dish installers get free sky?

If only..... :rolleyes:

John R

Originally posted by The Cigarette Smoking Man
I see a little silhouette of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo. Galileo. Figaro. Magnifico.
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

Messageboard karaoke?