Sausages

Big Chief

Shaun and Paul fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money, all
together they came to a staggering 50 pence.

Shaun said 'Hang on I have got an idea' - he went to the next butchers shop
and came out with one large Sausage.

Paul: 'Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all'
Shaun: 'Don't worry - just follow me' - and went into the next pub where he

immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniel's.
Paul: 'Now you have lost it - do you know how much trouble we will be in we haven't got any money!!'

Shaun: 'Don't' worry - I have got a plan - Cheers'!! They had their
drinks.

Shaun said 'OK, I will now stick the sausage through my zip - you will go
on your knees and put it in your mouth.

Said and done - the landlord noticed it - went berserk and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk - all for
free.

At the 10th pub Paul said ' Mate - I don't think I can continue this anymore'
Shaun: 'How do you think I feel - I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub'

JohnK

nasty

Pugsley

ooooooo, i dont think Paul felt too good after that one.

tman

lol, poor guy

cournioni

hehe... thats an old one!

memphis

oh dear, thats sick!!!

leeroybrown

Sick but funny!