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  • 20-01-2003 6:30pm
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    Okie
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    Probably posted up a thousand times before but here goes....

    ACCORDING TO GEORGE COSTANZA FROM SEINFIELD:

    "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!?

    I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way.

    Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, collect all your super, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School.

    You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb.

    You spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm.


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