A Miracle

Number6

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla; she keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Darla a thorough examination, then turns to Mrs. Jones and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant -- about four months would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?!? She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?"

Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out of it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"

rymus

ha ha?

No... forget I said that.

oeNeo

That was good

Pugsley

Originally posted by Neo-
That was good

I second that opinion.

Oeneus

Is there a pun that I'm not quite getting, or is it just crap?

phreak

Originally posted by Oeneus
Is there a pun that I'm not quite getting, or is it just crap?

no pun that i can see, just a crap joke.

Sangre

What is my feeble mind missing?

Oeneus

Apparently nothing at all!

nanook

actually i thought it was quite good

Big Chief

i thought this was a good joke*

*the first time i heard it

Mr_Roger_Bongos

It is quite a good joke.

I learnt my lesson before


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