Disposables

Mr E

An Irishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:

"In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:

"Well mate, in 'Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Irishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South African and the Australian and then says:

"In Dublin we have so many f***ing Aussies and South Africans that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Gordon

heh, heard it before about spanish students but yours is funnier coz you got the accents right!

tman

lol, south african accent is spot on

Pugsley

hehehe, very good

memphis

Have heard other variations of that, but yours is told well, like the guys already said, the accents make it all the better.