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You are all a load of ****

  • 22-01-2003 11:56am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2


    What do you think? Ever had a shag lads? I don't think so. The truth hurts. Nerds.


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,779 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Muppet!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Time to feed the trolls!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Yaaayyyyyy!

    (whats a 'shag'?)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Spunj


    pot. kettle. black.

    You are such a stud moviestar that the only way to get your thrills is to come to the very place you hate so much and post childish drivel? Haha you reject.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭Lucutus


    lol


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Jesternuts got banned, then "jesternuts." got banned too.
    Please come back again... I think DeVoreisGay3 is available.
    (DIT people are persistent dontcha know).


    Oh and thanks for the offer of a shag but I dont fuck muppets. (not in the conventional sense).

    DeV.


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Originally posted by DeVore
    but I dont fuck muppets

    aahhhh feck!!!


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    btw Jesternuts signed up originally with this:

    Occupation : stud ent



    It hurts me to ban someone that cool.

    DeVirgin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,726 ✭✭✭✭DMC


    Yeah Merc, but think of the excuses you'd have to think up to stick that in the washing machine.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭Runfree


    hmmm he got banned quick :)

    Well now back to hoover my room :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    Oh and thanks for the offer of a shag but I dont **** muppets. (not in the conventional sense).

    You fuck muppets in an unconventional manner?

    On second thoughts, I don't want to know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    I am a ****èr :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    "just-yer-nuts". And he's calling other people ****...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    I think DeVoreisGay3 is available.

    No it's not. Not that I was trying to register it or anything.

    <adam whistles>

    adam


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    I'm more of a jizzmaster0 tbh


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    what 4?

    or Devoreisah0m0
    ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
    None! I do my own washing and Ironing. I am very well house trained. I even buy fresy flowers once a week! Happens when you become a home owner tbh. Young free and single home owner Ill say for no real reason.


    Very smooth Mr. Tilt.

    Subtlety is obviously your forté.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,276 ✭✭✭damnyanks


    Kinda feel sorry for people who post messages like that, never mind the fact that they obviously suffer from some genetic disease.

    Everyone on boards seems to make fun of them ahh well


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,476 ✭✭✭Samba


    Am I really that much of a nerd, you decide :)


    nerd.jpg

    p.s my mum says I'm a catch


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
    None! I do my own washing and Ironing. I am very well house trained. I even buy fresy flowers once a week! Happens when you become a home owner tbh. Young free and single home owner Ill say for no real reason.

    Ooh you sound like house husband material!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    geek.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭][cEMAN**


    Actually Samba's really a LOT cuter than that picture.....i'd even go so far as to say cuter than Kaids :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I always knew you were repressing something Ice.. ice... baby ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    Originally posted by jesternuts.
    What do you think? Ever had a shag lads? I don't think so. The truth hurts. Nerds.


    There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling!



    Oh hold on, there is..:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,443 ✭✭✭✭bonkey


    Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
    Id imagine its pretty much the same as masturbating into a sock tbh. Ruff feeling ...yet heightens the experience.

    And saves on tissues.

    Or is it more like masturbating with a cheese grater?

    Vaguely amusing to think about but mostly painful in reality.

    :)

    jc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,726 ✭✭✭✭DMC


    Originally posted by Samba
    Am I really that much of a nerd, you decide :)


    nerd.jpg

    p.s my mum says I'm a catch

    Brian Henderson? Is that you?
    Former newsreader on Channel 9 in Australia?
    henderson.jpg

    Crickey!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    *sends elite team of SAS trained heavies up to Tyrone*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,476 ✭✭✭Samba


    Dang, My true identity has been revealed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
    I have washed since btw.

    Glad to hear it :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Whatever POSSIBLE point this thread had to begin with... and I seriously doubt it had any... we are now utterly off topic.

    I'm not sure what part of this thread I find the most amusing or indeed disturbing... *boggle*

    DeV.


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