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Gaz · 2003-01-22 14:26:34

Telephone conversation goes; "Hello, is this the police? " "Yes it is, What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Tony. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the police officers descended on Tony's house in great numbers. They searched the house…

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22-01-2003 3:26pm

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Gaz

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Telephone conversation goes;
"Hello, is this the police? "
"Yes it is, What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Tony. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the police officers descended on Tony's house in
great numbers. They searched the house and then went to the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found no Cocaine.
They swore at Tony and left.

The phone rang at Tony's house.
"Hey, Tony. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, mate."

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#2 22-01-2003 4:09pm
JohnK

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lol

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#3 22-01-2003 4:52pm
Tyrrial

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It's funny cos it's true

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#4 22-01-2003 8:12pm
Pugsley

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lol, gotta try that some day

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#5 24-01-2003 10:44am
domeara01

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good one you can have some of this too.

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#6 24-01-2003 7:10pm
jonno

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Originally posted by satansdaman
good one you can have some of this too.

What is the story with that reply? Me no understand.

Good Joke.

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