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what do ya call a dub..... ????

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  • 22-01-2003 5:44pm
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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭


    Q: If you see a Dub on a bike, why should you never
    swerve to hit him?
    A: It's probably your bike

    Q: What do you call a Dub in a suit?
    A: The accused.

    Q: Why does the River Liffey run through Dublin?
    A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

    Q: What do you call a Dub in a three-bed semi?
    A: A burglar.

    Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Dublin?
    A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

    Q: What do you say to a Dub on a bike?
    A: Stop thief!

    Q: What do you say to a Dub in a uniform?
    A: Big Mac and fries please.

    Q: What's the first question at a Dub pub quiz night ?
    A: What are you bleedin' looking at?

    Q: What do you call a Dub in a White Nike Shellsuit ?
    A: The Bride

    Q: What does a Dub use for protection?
    A: A Bus shelter

    Q: What does a Dub say to his girlfriend when she tells him she's pregnant
    A: Bring me some duty free on the way back.

    Q:What do you do if a Dub spits at you?
    A: Turn down the grill

    Q: How do you stop a Dub going out?
    A: Throw more petrol on him.

    Q: How do you stop a dub from drowning?
    A: Take your foot off his head?

    Q: Whats the definition of confusion in Dublin?
    A: Fathers day.

    *****No Dub's were actually harmed during the compiling
    of this email. All characters are fictional and any similarity to any Sham, living in or out of prison or dead is purely coincidental!*****


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    irishguy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭irishguy


    you really dont like dublin ppl do you


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    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Originally posted by Rabies
    Q: Whats the definition of confusion in Dublin?
    A: Fathers day.

    Pld


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    Evil Phil
    Registered Users Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    Q: What does a Dub say when his girlfriend tells him shes pregnant?

    A: Get us 200 Johnny Blue on the boat back.


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    Mr_Roger_Bongos
    Registered Users Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Mr_Roger_Bongos


    Leathal, dont come form dublin but i knwo exactly what ur talking about, aruond belfast their called "SPYDES" oh, in fact, website!

    homepage.ntlworld.com/no31online/spidegenerator.htm

    Classico.


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    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Originally posted by Mr_Roger_Bongos
    Leathal, dont come form dublin but i knwo exactly what ur talking about, aruond belfast their called "SPYDES" oh, in fact, website!

    homepage.ntlworld.com/no31online/spidegenerator.htm

    Classico.

    Yeah, they're everywhere in fairness... Skobes, Knackers, Scumbags/Scummers, Skangers,...

    Funny flash thing though :)


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