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  • 22-01-2003 8:25pm
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    Macseamusa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭


    well i just thought it would be interesting to see what people thought were funny quotes
    ill start it
    Homer ' Gentlemen, i must be wasted, because that cloud looks angry at me'
    classic


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    Cherry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Cherry


    Bender : "I wanna be just like you. I figure, all I need's a lobotomy & some tights."

    The Breakfast Club


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    Mewzel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Mewzel


    homer: what are you gonna do? release the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?? :D


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    Cherry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Cherry


    You're the fattest thing I've ever seen! & I've been on safari.

    mr burns to homer


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    lamda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭lamda


    "Where are you two from? Nose City?"
    er.. man in crowd, Life of Brian


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    Cherry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Cherry


    "7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncles ranch, you know that old childrens tale from the sea? it's like you're dreaming about gorgonzola when it's clearly Brie time baby! Step into my office!"

    "Why?"

    "Cause you're f*ckin' fired!"

    - Theres Something About Mary


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    beretta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭beretta


    "masturbation: shaking hands with the unemployed" - george carlin


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    Space Coyote
    Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    see below ...


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    catch urself on
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭catch urself on


    'I saw principal skinner and Missus Krabappel in the Closet and they were making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me'

    Ralph wigam, Simpsons...they'll win every time!


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    Cherry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Cherry


    "I see a leprechaun! He tells me to buuurn things!"

    &

    "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger outta there"

    - the bundle of intelligence that is Ralph Wiggum

    Homer: "No beer & no TV make Homer something something.."
    Marge: ".. Go.. crazy..?"
    Homer: "Don't mind if I do!!!"


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    Morn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭Morn


    'you slept with a call girl? does she know who you are?'
    'no i didnt reveal my secret identity, josh'

    Look it's funny if you watch the west wing, alright? Probably pretty dull otherwise... sorry ;)


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    feargalc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭feargalc


    McGavin: Just stay out of my way. Or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
    Gilmore: How about I just go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may.
    Whaddaya say?


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    the66electric
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭the66electric


    'Boof, eat my Goal!!!'

    Alan Partridge - The Day Today


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    #14
    Gar_ptc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 511 ✭✭✭Gar_ptc


    your off the case Mac Garnagle!

    your off your case chief...

    and

    we do things by the book,mcBain!

    *BOOM*
    BYE BOOK

    and in blackadder IIIrd

    Blackadder :"baldrick,have you no idea what irony is?"
    baldrick:"yeah; its like bronze-y and gold-y , only its made of iron"

    wah,wah waaaaah


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