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New cough syrup

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  • 24-01-2003 10:43am
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    jonno
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    The owner of this pharmacy walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the assistant "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
    The assistant goes "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
    The pharmacist goes "You idiot!" You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
    The assistant goes "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"


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