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Valentines Funny's

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  • 24-01-2003 12:14pm
    #1
    hussey
    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭


    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    but I only slept with you, because I was p*ssed

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother


    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the
    roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is
    your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face


    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That's why I always wake up screaming


    My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime


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    #2
    jonno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭jonno


    Originally posted by hussey
    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    but I only slept with you, because I was p*ssed


    Classic :p

    Note to self


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    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    hehe... I could use a couple of them at the moment. :)


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    Neil3030
    Registered Users Posts: 17,142 ✭✭✭✭Neil3030


    Hehe, i spies me a few msn sign in names!!!:D


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    #5
    The Reaper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭The Reaper


    ExCiLLeNt! these may prove to be well useful!
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
    itll be a gud one!


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    francie brady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭francie brady


    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the
    roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is
    your head.

    I'm going to send that to my Ex on valentines day, she deserves it the bitch


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    #7
    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    massey's are red,fords are blue
    money cant buy your friends,but it can buy you a grand tractor!



    :D


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    #8
    Oeneus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Oeneus


    Hehe! You could really screw up other people's relationship's by sending them to other people's partners! :D


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    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    well, i sure can see myself using some of thoughs.... in fact they'll all come in handy at some point


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    #10
    DriftingRain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭DriftingRain


    The Poor soul that gets told any of those...Bless him/her! He He


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    #11
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    Originally posted by hussey
    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    but I only slept with you, because I was p*ssed

    how true is that!!!


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