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Anti-men jokes

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  • 24-01-2003 5:10pm
    #1
    John2002
    Registered Users Posts: 646 ✭✭✭


    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they're plugged
    into a genius)

    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
    they don't have time)

    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE ONE MILLION SPERM TO
    FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (because they don't stop to ask for directions)

    4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    (because a vibrator can't mow
    the lawn)

    5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
    (because they
    don't have penises to put them in)

    6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND
    BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
    (they're intended for children, but men
    usually play with them)

    7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR
    BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor
    lock)

    8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
    (it's sex with someone they
    love)

    9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    (so they
    won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

    10. WHY DID GOD MAKE
    MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    (you need a rough draft before you make a final
    copy)

    11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
    (so he can tell if he's coming or going)


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    #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
    (so he can tell if he's coming or going)


    rofl!


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    #3
    Caesar_Bojangle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    Down with this sort of thing, boo:confused:


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