Star-Signs

BossArky

A GUIDE TO YOUR STAR SIGNS.(I'm glad I'm Gemini)


AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are a progressive thinker.

You also lie a lot and are inclined to be careless and impractical,

making the same mistakes over and over. Everyone thinks you are a

****ing jerk.


PISCES You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being

followed by the CIA. You have some influence over your friends and

people resent you for flaunting your power. Underneath it all you lack

confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small

animals

and pick their noses a lot.


ARIES You are the pioneer type and have strong leadership

tendencies, but you regard others with contempt. You are quicktempered,

impatient and don't take well to advice. You are a *****.


TAURUS You are down to earth and persistent. You are determined and can

work like hell. Most people think that you are a pig headed ****.

You're probably a ****ing communist.


GEMINI You are quick and intelligent - a thinker. People like you

because you are bisexual, You are also a cheap *******, expecting

everything for nothing. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.


CANCER You are extremely sensitive by nature and very caring. You are

a wimp, You are hopeless at making decisions and that is why you will

always be on welfare and you will never be worth a ****.


LEO Leo people are born leaders but most people think they are just

pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. They are thick ********s who break down

under honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo People are

thieving *******s who kiss mirrors a lot.


VIRGO You are the logical type and detest disorder. This ****picking

makes your friends sick. You are cold and unemotional and often fall

asleep while screwing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.


LIBRA Librans are lucky in employment and financial matters. You are

the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are

male then you are probably queer. Most Libran woman are whores. All

Librans die of V. D.


SCORPIO You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will

reach the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You

are a perfect Son of a *****. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS You are optimistic and enthusiastic with a reckless

tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. Most Saggitarians

are

drunks or pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always

****ing things up.


CAPRICORN you are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are

basic chicken ****. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance,

you should kill yourself.

Stephen

VIRGO You are the logical type and detest disorder. This ****picking

makes your friends sick. You are cold and unemotional and often fall

asleep while screwing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

Yeah I'm a virgo
Hmm... that future pimping career sounds good O_o

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TwoShedsJackson

I'm a Virgo too, and i love my job as a bus driver!!

amp

hahahahaha!!! You pathetic virgins!!! hahahaha!!!

oh... virgo.... oh right ted.


amp - who of course is a complete and utter virgoean.

P.s. shut up Eamo

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logic1

I don't think these are accurate at all.. as a Taurean i believe this to be misleading and untrue....
regards,
Comrade Logic1

Lump

ARIES You are the pioneer type and have strong leadership

tendencies, but you regard others with contempt. You are quicktempered,

impatient and don't take well to advice. You are a *****.

Yea, thats me to a tee

John

Blitzkrieger

you are a WHAT

goddamn censorship

Lump

A Sexy mother ****ing beast that the ladies love, oh no wait theres only five letters in it, Your a Woman????????????? I dont Know.


John

Dave

Originally posted by Stephen:
Yeah I'm a virgo
Hmm... that future pimping career sounds good O_o

Ditto