English football supporters.

Typedef · 25-01-2003 5:46pm #1

A Family of England supporters head out to steal their Christmas
shopping. While in JJB Sports, the son picks up a Scotland football
shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland
supporter and I want this strip for my Christams!"
The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and
says,
" Go talk to your mother."
Off goes the unusually intelligent little lad, with Scotland shirt in hand
and finds his mother.
"Mum."
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I want this strip
for
my Christmas."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and
says,
"Go talk to your father."
Off goes this little pearl amongst low life swine, with Scotland shirt in
hand and finds his father.
"Dad."
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I want this strip
for
my Christmas."
The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and
says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later, they are all back in the stolen car heading home.
The father turns to the son and says,
"Son, I hope you have learned something today?"
The son turns to his father and says,
"Yes, father, I have."
Father says, "Good son, what is it?"
The son replies
"I've only been a Scotland supporter for an hour and I already hate you
English bastards!!"