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Good Ole Catholic Nuns

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  • 27-01-2003 11:36am
    #1
    memphis
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    > > > > >There are two nuns.
    > > > > >One of them is known as: Sister Mathematical
    > > (SM)
    > > > > >and the other one is known as Sister Logical
    > > (SL).
    > > > > >It is getting dark and they are still far away
    > > from the convent.
    > > > > >
    > > > > >SM: Have you noticed that a man has been
    > > following us for the past
    > > > > > thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder
    > > what he wants.
    > > > > >SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
    > > > > >
    > > > > >SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15
    > > minutes at the most.
    > > > What
    > > > > >can
    > > > > > we do?
    > > > > >SL: The only logical thing to do of course is
    > > to walk faster.
    > > > > >
    > > > > >SM: It's not working.
    > > > > >SL: Of course it's not working.
    > > > > > The man did the only logical thing.
    > > > > > He started to walk faster too.
    > > > > >
    > > > > >SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will
    > > reach us in one minute.
    > > > > >SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.
    > > > > > You go that way and I'll go this way.
    > > He cannot follow us
    > > > both.
    > > > > >
    > > > > >So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
    > > > > >Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and
    > > is worried what has
    > > > happened
    > > > > >to Sister Logical.
    > > > > >Then Sister Logical arrives.
    > > > > >
    > > > > >SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
    > > Tell me what happened!
    > > > > >SL: The only logical thing happened.
    > > > > > The man couldn't follow us both, so he
    > > followed me.
    > > > > >
    > > > > >SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
    > > > > >SL: The only logical thing happened.
    > > > > > I started to run as fast as I could
    > > and he started to run as
    > > > fast
    > > > > >as
    > > > > >
    > > > > > he could.
    > > > > >
    > > > > >SM: And?
    > > > > >SL: The only logical thing happened.
    > > > > > He reached me.
    > > > > >
    > > > > >SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
    > > > > >SL: The only logical thing to do.
    > > > > > I lifted my dress up.
    > > > > >
    > > > > >SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
    > > > > >SL: The only logical thing to do.
    > > > > > He pulled down his pants.
    > > > > >
    > > > > >SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
    > > > > >SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
    > > > > > A nun with her dress up can run faster
    > > than a man with his pants down........
    > > > > >
    > > > > >
    > > > > >(And those of you who thought it would be
    > > dirty, say two Hail
    > > > Mary's.....)


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