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one of my favs

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  • 29-01-2003 10:50am
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    SoundWave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭


    A man and his wife go off to bed. As soon as they settle down, the man leans over and whispers softly in her ear."Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet". The wife takes the hint. "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first"

    So off she goes, but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up concerned. "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad sex for two hours.

    Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her Way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.

    Her husband looks over and grunts, "Clumsy bitch"


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    Big Chief
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    posted just a few days back. Was funny then, not now :p


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    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    love it a classic


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    tman
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    lol, first time i've seen it


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