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dinner time

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  • 29-01-2003 2:51pm
    #1
    eddhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 5,781 ✭✭✭


    A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
    Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few
    paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down
    his chair and under the table, with the woman acting
    unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all
    the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
    Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm
    and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining
    companion had disappeared.

    After the waitress finished taking the order, she came
    over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me,
    ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

    The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly,
    "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."

    :eek:


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