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  • 29-01-2003 4:18pm
    #1
    Hobart
    Registered Users Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭


    Did you hear about the 3 dyslexic alchoholics that ran into a bra

    or

    The dyslexic father who bought his kids presents from satan at christmas

    or

    The dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac who stayed awake all night worring if there really was a dog.

    /sorry.


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    #2
    Sposs
    Registered Users Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    Originally posted by Hobart

    /sorry.


    You should be :rolleyes:


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    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    or did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

    he went to a warehouse!!!!!


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    Carbiens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    ya kinda bad taste those


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    #5
    Benbaz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭Benbaz


    What does DNA stand for?

    National Dyslexic Association!!!


    PS. Does anybody else think that it's a bit cruel Dyslexic being such a difficult word to spell........obviously first diagnosed by a doctor with an evil streak!!!!


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    #6
    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    On that note, why does lisp have a 's' in it?

    Cruel bastards


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    And why is Abbreviation such a long word? :confused:
    Gotta love the english language.


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    Raptor666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Raptor666


    Monosyllable

    Nuff said:cool:


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    #9
    BugBlaster
    Registered Users Posts: 275 ✭✭BugBlaster


    fNuf siad!!


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    DriftingRain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭DriftingRain


    Maybe I am slow...but all of those took me just a few to figure out ! Lol:eek:


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    rymus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    theres no maybe about it :p


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    Benbaz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭Benbaz


    While we're on the subject.......

    This Dyslexic guy runs into a bank with a gun and shouts.........

    Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a F*ck up!!!!!!


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    superconor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭superconor


    On that note, why does lisp have a 's' in it?
    And why is Abbreviation such a long word?

    and why is phoenetically not spelt phoenetically?
    there all bastards!


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    Spiffing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Spiffing


    Originally posted by Benbaz
    While we're on the subject.......

    This Dyslexic guy runs into a bank with a gun and shouts.........

    Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a F*ck up!!!!!!

    I thought dyslexic people couldn't read...not get their words mixed up.


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    Barry Aldwell
    Registered Users Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Originally posted by Spiffing
    I thought dyslexic people couldn't read...not get their words mixed up.
    Dyslexics see words and letter mixed up, so that "keyboard" might seem to them to be spelt "ykeborda"


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    Spiffing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Spiffing


    Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
    Dyslexics see words and letter mixed up, so that "keyboard" might seem to them to be spelt "ykeborda"

    Yeah, that's what I meant. They wouldn't say words wrong though?


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    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    I'm Dyslexic...
    took me f ucken years to work out how to spell what was wrong with me... but it's ok cos now i cna.. or is that nac.... it's always the small bitchy words that get ya


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    evie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭evie


    My mum is dyslexic when it comes to numbers. When she takes down phone numbers to ring people back she keeps on gettting the wrong houses!

    Piece of useless information for you!


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    Space Coyote
    Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    I once knew a kid with dyslexia, and he bet up a baby cat.

    Now that's a piece of useless information for you !!!


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    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    are you sure he didn't just mistake you cat for somthing similar spelt with thoughs letters like..... "Evil Beast of Doom!!"...



    it could happen


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    domeara01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭domeara01


    well i think that if htere si anoyne woh is dislexxoic inm this boards that htere are being disacrimnted against in here


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    The dyslexia debate's been done to death on baords.ie - it turns out most of our members are :)

    Anyway, all of those folks were cool and didn't take offence to silly jokes like these.


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    #23
    Spiffing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Spiffing


    No offense at any jokes so far...just nitpicking ;P


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    Raptor666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Raptor666


    How do you pick a nit anyway??:D ;)


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