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computerisation of Kenyan Rail networks

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  • 30-01-2003 1:17am
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    Registered Users Posts: 275 ✭✭


    Fred gets the job of setting up the new computer system for the Kenyan rail networks. Five years work and it starts up today.
    he opens the hatch to greet his first customer..
    fred: morning.
    customer: morning.
    c: Ticket for Kumbo please,
    f: Certainly, smoking or non smoking?
    c: non.
    f: with or without food?
    c: without.
    f: sleeping cabin or not?
    c: not
    f: one moment please while I print your ticket......

    Theres an error, can we start again please......

    fred: morning.
    customer: morning.
    c: Ticket for Kumbo please,
    f: Certainly, smoking or non smoking?
    c: non.
    f: with or without food?
    c: without.
    f: sleeping cabin or not?
    c: not
    f: one moment please while I print your ticket......

    Again an error....

    one last try...... computer seems to be acting up,

    fred: morning.
    customer: morning.
    c: Ticket for Kumbo please,
    f: Certainly, smoking or non smoking?
    c: non.
    f: with or without food?
    c: without.
    f: sleeping cabin or not?
    c: not
    f: one moment please while I print your ticket......

    no ticket, another error,

    Fred: one moment Sir we appear to have a problem, can I ask you as to where Kumbo is?

    Customer: Oh hes outside in the car waiting for the train ticket.





    :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    heh, a non-pc "lol" from me!


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