Woman in a coma

Hobart

A couple were involved in a tragic car accident on thier way home from thier honeymoon. Fortuneately the man survived with just bruises and the woman, although physically fit, was admitted into the hospital in a coma.

The women was in a coma for some time and showed no signs of recovery. One day a nurse was giving the woman a bed bath. While washing the patient she noticed that whenever she got near to the patients 'neither regions' her heart rate started to rise. Looking left and right she decided to give the beaver a good scrub. At this the patients' heart rate started to race and she seemed to notice some movement in the patients eyelids!

Astonished she called to a doctor nearby and related, and then demonstrated what had happened. "Get the husband in here", the doctor said.

Some hours later the Husband arrived. "We have had an improvement in your wifes situation" the doctor said, and went on to relate the bed bath story. Now, the doctor said, we have an unusual request. "Do you think it would be possible for you to have OR*L S*X with your wife and see it you can wake her up?" .............................................."I'll give it a go" said the husband.

Forthwith he was taken back to the ward, closely followed by a plethoria of Doctors, Nurses and Student Docs. On arriving at his wifes bedside he looked around and asked for some privacy. Complying, the curtains were drawn around the patient and her husband.

Silence descended on the ward as the doctors listened to the heart monitor. Second by second the heart rate could be heard to rise. Suddendly and without warning a single constant bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep could be heard. Astonished the doctors looked at each other. Then the husband emerged from inside the curtain, tears in his eyes and said.......................



















"I think I may have choked her"

Hobart

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