if McCarthy was to give advice to Kerr...

joey D · 31-01-2003 1:20pm #1

... what would he say?

KdjaCL · 31-01-2003 1:28pm

"Buy this and may other items in Pennys tell em i sent ya and ya get a discount"

kdjac

Space Coyote · 31-01-2003 2:02pm

"Look Kerrsy, I know the players, i know their best positions on the field, just try Breeny up front, he'll do a job for ye."

Waylander · 31-01-2003 3:50pm

I know I am going to get alot of grief for this post but TBH lads I think it is time to give Mick a break, he is gone now. He was not all bad and he wass in charge for some excellent performances and helped get us to the World Cup. It was definitely time to go but I do not think continuing to slate him at every opportunity is fair.

SoundWave · 31-01-2003 4:00pm

Originally posted by Waylander
I know I am going to get alot of grief for this post but TBH lads I think it is time to give Mick a break, he is gone now. He was not all bad and he wass in charge for some excellent performances and helped get us to the World Cup. It was definitely time to go but I do not think continuing to slate him at every opportunity is fair.

i agree... but i do think that roy keane should be given as much stick as humanly possible, and should never be allowed don an irish jersey again

Bateman · 31-01-2003 4:02pm

He probably advised him to stick to tried and tested (and failed) internationals, rather than giving untried people try-outs. Thats what McCarthy would have done. One of his problems was that he picked his strongest squad for friendles, and then gave people debuts in highly-charged qualifying games.

yop · 31-01-2003 5:32pm

Kerrsie , I advise the following:

Get a stupid hair cut
Get someone to belt your forehead with a spade and you will look like Ernie
Talk like you have a peanut up your nose
Make sure you pick a defence who cannot run, can head and look awful
Don't listen to your players, you are always right, even if it means sending them all home.
If you fuc up don't worry the F(uckin) A(sshole) I(diots) will give you a big pay off anyway.
Always play the yes men, they will never give you any hassle
Spend plenty of time under the sun bed

joey D · 31-01-2003 5:37pm

it's a joke people... "give Mick a break, he's gone now" ???? Boo hoo, you're breaking my heart... less anal(ysis) Bateman...

How about this advice:

Don't eat the yellow snow

Don't bring Richard Dunne on a team night out

Don't let the players smoke during half-time

etc

Waylander · 31-01-2003 6:23pm

Ah right. You are a funny guy Joey!

Pigman II · 01-02-2003 11:41am

'Bah gum Briano, don't stick yer backside in a bacon-slicer'.

darthmise · 03-02-2003 1:53pm

Originally posted by joey D
if McCarthy was to give advice to Kerr...

... it would probably be the worst advice in the world.

woosaysdan · 03-02-2003 6:22pm

if big mac was to give kerr advice it would be " don' listen to anything i say and you will become a jedi knight"!!!!

Bounty Hunter · 03-02-2003 11:30pm

"now kerr as we all know kevin kilbane is the best player in the world and now that they have started cloning humans get your order in fast, think about it a team of kilban's you coulden't go wrong"

tho he would probably not give him advice on his team but on how to tell the media what there going to do tommorow

Bateman · 04-02-2003 8:21pm

Well at least there is no shortage of lessons to be learned from McCarthy's reign!
Useful in some way.

if McCarthy was to give advice to Kerr...

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