Good Joke

Pimp · 03-02-2003 10:12pm #1

A knacker gets a job in a Sports equipment shop and goes in for his first day.
The Manager says to him " Ok, the first thing you need to learn is that when a customer comes in, make sure they leave with more than the wanted to buy" A customer walks in and the manager says "Watch i will show you".

Manager: Can i help you sir?
Customer: Yes i am looking for a racquet.
Manager: What type? we have tennis racquets, squash, badmington...
Customer: Yes tennis
Manager: Ok sir, your probably going to need a case for that.
Customer: Yeah i suppose your right, i'll take a case aswell.
Manager: Have u got tennis shoes?
Customer: Umm no, better give me a pair of those as well.
Manager: Where are you going to play?
Customer: The local club, just up the road.
Manager: Ahh, you know they have a strict rule about wearing all white?
Customer: Oh yeah i forgot, you better give me a set of whites aswell.

So the customer pays for all the items and walks out, and the manager turns to the knacker and says "See, that person only wanted a racquet, but he walked out with over €300 worth of things".
"Ahh i see how it goes now boss"
Another customer walks in and the manager says "Ok now you give it a go"
The knacker walks up the to the customer
Knacker: Can i help you?
Customer: Yes i am looking for a baseball bat
Knacker: Ahh i see, now would that be for a wedding or a funeral?