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Ways to say you need to go to the bathroom for every occasion

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  • 03-02-2003 10:34pm
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    phaxx
    Registered Users Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭


    Some of these aren't great, but the good ones make up for it :)

    Inconspicuous: "I have to go shake the hand of a good friend, be right back"
    Rude: "I gotta ****, get outta my way!"
    Bashful: "Excuse me but, where is the bathroom?"
    Appreciative: "I love taking a good dump, be right back"
    Resourceful: "I wonder if I can improvise a toilet with that antique vase, give me a sec?"
    Vindictive: "That toilet will see the true fury of my feces"
    Observational: "I just realized I have to use the toilet, be right back."
    Spontaneous: "****!!"
    Godly: "Holy ****!"
    Casual: "To the bathroom? Anyone?"
    Elegant: "The men's room please"
    Juvenile: "Nobody understands why I have to **** so often"
    Defiant: "Constipated huh?"
    Intellectual: "My body needs to spend some of its time cleansing itself of the byproduct of digestion"
    Poetic: "Through the singularity of my bum I will flush the debris of my tormented colon"

    Found while getting lost in the depths of everything2


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    #2
    ironbrew
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭ironbrew


    is this where im meant to write a comment thanking you on giving us your joke or congradualting you on yous joke?

    ....ill pass on the above


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    neoB
    Registered Users Posts: 300 ✭✭neoB


    Inconspicuous: "I have to go shake the hand of a good friend, be right back
    lol oo thats me favourite :) out of all of them :)
    have to be using some of those :)


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    Pimp Ninja
    Registered Users Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭Pimp Ninja


    The following was somewhere on boards before but nothing beats

    I'm off to Release a chocolate hostage


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