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  • 04-02-2003 11:05am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭


    Like always, if it has been posted before i have to say sorry.



    A scout for Garryowen rugby club in Limerick is looking for new talent
    in the war-torn Bosnian Region in Yugoslavia. On watching a rugby match
    there one day he spots an amazing talent and resolves to take him to
    Ireland to play for Garryowen. The youngster, dying to get out of his
    horrible existence, agrees. Back in Ireland that year Garryowen and
    their arch rivals Shannon are neck and neck at the top of the league
    table, entering into the last day of the season. To make matters more
    tense, they are playing each other in the last game. At 15 points each
    going into the last minute of the game the ball drops to Slavan,
    Garryowen's new Bosnian prodigy, who runs past 3 Shannon players to
    score the winning try. Soon after there are wild celebrations as
    Garryowen celebrate their win. Slavan is hailed as a hero and invited by
    the manager to guzzle back champagne back in the dressing room with the
    rest of the team. But before doing this, Slavan insists that he be able
    to ring his mother at home to tell her the good news.

    On the phone to his mother, he says "Guess what mum, you won't believe
    what happened here today, we won the game and I scored the winning try
    and I'm a hero....." His mother interrupts ".....you selfish ba*tard",
    she says "you are always thinking of yourself. Do you have any idea what
    happened to us today. Your father has been killed, your sister was taken
    away from us and given a good seeing to, and our house has been burnt to
    the ground!". "But Mum, your not being fair. You're acting as if all
    this was my fault", says Slavan. You're damn right it is", she replies.
    "It was your fu*kin' idea for us to move to Limerick....!!!"


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    its funny cause its true.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    Originally posted by robc
    its funny cause its true.

    what he said

    ;):p


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    lol :D
    tis a good one :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    heard it b4 but they moved to liverpool!!! its classic though


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    Thats a good joke.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 355 ✭✭*NemesiS*


    class :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭davelerave


    snip


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    davelerave, you're new, so I suggest you read the rules.

    I've banned 4 people already this week for abusive comments like yours, but I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt since you're new.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    what did he say?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    ok i am seeing two replies to this but when i look at it there is no replies, anyone know what is going on,


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭davelerave


    i wasn't abusive


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    yea
    what did you say, pm if you like,

    Just remember Kharn has to make a call on his boards, if you feel it is the wrong call take it up with him, but at the end of the day he looks after this and he is fair.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    i cant see the replies here, is there somthing wrong with the views or something


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭davelerave


    i just said i thought the joke was pat***ic maybe i shouldnt have,i have since read the sticky and apparently you must rate a joke instead of calling it crap which i suppose in a civilised forum is fair enogh,anyway no offence


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    why oh why do i have to keep posting to be able to read the posts


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    ROFL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    lo
    good joke
    and yeah it was posted here b4 but that was back in like sept

    anyhow good un


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