Bomb Iraq

po0k

You may/may not have heard this already. I think it was made into a tune aswell - I feeel as though I've ehard it on TV or radio before....

Sing to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"
In honor of Hans Blix's report to the UN, here's a
little ditty for your enjoyment:


If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky, bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq.


It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
Cos it'all the proof I need, bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad), bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy, bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq.

Carbiens

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.

class, heard it before though, still great

scojones

That was posted here last week, still makes me laugh.

Praetorian

Have an mp3 of something very similar...v funny

po0k

I read this class article in the Sunday Tribune of all places over the weekend.
I'll see if I can save it from the fire and put it up....