Hospital Joke

the Guru

This guy lying in a hospital bed says to the nurse

"How's about a kiss nurse?"

"No" says the nurse.

"Go on. Just one kiss"

"No" says the nurse.

"Please. Just one kiss".

"No" says the nurse. "I shouldn't even be giving you a w * nk".

domeara01

good i like it i like it.

dragon heart

lol heard it b4 classic though

or

there was this doctor from canada visiting a hospital in ireland and in the room a man is **** off and the doctor from canada says whats going on here? and the irish doc replies he has a very rare condition where he produces so much sperm he has to keep masterbating or he'll be in alot of pain!!! oh right says the canadian and continues down the hall where they pass another room and the nurse is giving this man a blowjob and the canadian goes oh my god whats going on here? and the irish doc says oh its the same problem as with the man next door except he has a better health plan!!!

domeara01

thats not bad now i tell you.

Mistakill

CLass jokes both of them

Drunk pirate

Lol! The second one was class!!

Acidflash

both classics