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  • 05-02-2003 9:11pm
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    Yurmasyurda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 539 ✭✭✭


    A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.

    The man turns to her and says, "Miss, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

    She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 201"


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    #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    lol, nice wan :)


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    #3
    Evil Jose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Evil Jose


    g'wan the mystery lady!!


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    Ixidor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭Ixidor


    It's funny...
    pitty it's not true..
    if it was true then it would be really good


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    The Reaper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭The Reaper


    its a good one old as well but good all the same!


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    JohnK
    Registered Users Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    lol :D
    Cant beat those chance encounters :D


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