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Best Porn Star name on the board?

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  • 06-02-2003 4:15pm
    #1
    madeline
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭


    Hello all I know this isn't very musical but it's a bit of a laugh so...
    over a sleep-deprived, caffeine and nicotine induced conversation in the bar yesterday the conversation turned to what our porn star names would be and I thought it would be rather funny to see who would come out with the best one on the board!
    All you have to do is take a pet's name ( dead or alive ) and add it to your mother's maiden name and hey presto you could go on to be the next Debbie....if you're that way inclined...
    Mine to be honest isn't all that great ...Fluffy D'Arcy...someone has to be better?!!
    Have fun!!!:p


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    #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Mines a bit of a wee lepreachán with Lucky Mulligan.


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    Ixidor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭Ixidor


    Ashes Cambell... that sounds pretty crap really,


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    #4
    the fnj
    Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭the fnj


    Harvey Ebbs

    I'll never make it in porn now.


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    #5
    thedrowner
    Registered Users Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭thedrowner


    salamanka preston
    i think i win


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    kranog
    Registered Users Posts: 628 ✭✭✭kranog


    How about Dwain Dibley starring in that lovable Disney Porn...
    A-Lad-In !!!

    Peace,
    kranog

    http://www.popstar.ie


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    lamda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭lamda


    Bubbles Morgan
    Oooh classy:D


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    horsekick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭horsekick


    if i used my one, no-one would ever give me the chance to make it in the porn industry;

    TINY CLANCY :eek:


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    Ixidor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭Ixidor


    oh horse kick.. i'm sorry... i'm so, so sorry


    what you need is a new pet called "oh my god thats a big"
    then your porn career will take off in no time


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    Cherry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Cherry


    Giz McBride :)


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    SimonMaher
    Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SimonMaher


    Ladies,

    Welcome to the world of "Mr Fish Cullen". Hmmm, somehow I dont reckon such a career awaits me.

    Regards,

    Pete Reed
    Phantom FM


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    Cherry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Cherry


    My friends one is Nibbler Clapp.. Hmm. We have too much time on our hands.


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    Ixidor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭Ixidor


    Have no fear pete, i know a producer that would love to have you do some sort of "Adult" show....

    your porn career still have a chance to take off


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    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Mine would be "Podge Kenny", definite Irish Porn Star name if ever there was........


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    beretta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭beretta


    Smoky Kylie.

    hah! gimme a prize.


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    AlisonC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭AlisonC


    .......... princess payne..........


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    #17
    James_M
    Registered Users Posts: 348 ✭✭James_M


    Homer Hammond

    Legend :D

    and this was before the days of the yellow people

    Yay!!! I'm now officially a "Crazy Poster" Watch out people, I'm a bit crazy! You never know what I'm gonna do next.


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    #18
    polarbelly
    Registered Users Posts: 1,343 ✭✭✭polarbelly


    corky loftus


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    #19
    Sandi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭Sandi


    Lol! Some of the names on this are class...Princess Payne...I like it. Sounds bondage related!
    Mine is Tiggy Grant...


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    DerekD Goldfish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭DerekD Goldfish


    Boomer Joyce

    I wont even mention how bad it would be if I named it after my other dog.


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    #21
    Amz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Em.....

    Splat Brennan.....

    or

    Rambo Brennan....


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    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,696 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Oh jesus.


    Rainbow Cummings (-McBride).

    :(




    I could say so much right now, but I prefer not to comment.


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    EdBanger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭EdBanger


    Blackie Coughlan,

    Dosn't have quite the ring to it, I'd stick with EdBanger me thinks


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    #24
    EdBanger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭EdBanger


    M33p multy posting, bah the lag 8¬(


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    #25
    thedrowner
    Registered Users Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭thedrowner


    derek d goldfish: ah go on, i could do with a larf...


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    #26
    bandit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 454 ✭✭bandit


    Boogie nights 2 Staring the infamous.......Fluffy Dowling!!!!!


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    #27
    the66electric
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭the66electric


    I am Buddy Mooney...now prepare to be pounded...


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    #28
    startled_frog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭startled_frog


    Rosa Brophy


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    #29
    Raggamuffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Raggamuffin


    Bennie Kennedy and the Temple of Ass


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    #30
    Achille
    Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭Achille


    Im trying to decide between...

    Zofo O'Reilly
    or
    Budgie O'Reilly?

    Which one would you like to see in the opening credits of "when unfortunately named leprechauns get horny"?

    (oh, and Rainbow Cummings should win the prize!)


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    Ixidor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭Ixidor


    Achille go with Zofo O'Reilly....
    i'd watch anything with a name like that....
    well no, i draw the line at the eurovision. anything else though


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