A patronising word from your new Moderator

amp

Good morning children, my name is amp and I'm your new moderator.

*writes name on blackboard*

Now, some of you may know me already. Some of you might not, but that matters not. We're not here to play games, people.. oh wait we are. Anyway some stuff to rememeber:

Don't post links to |33t warez sites, cracks, serial numbers or mp3's or any of that nasty stuff.
And don't request links to that nasty stuff either. It's bad for you and will make your tongue fall out. Also your post may end up in the land of trolls

E-mail a friend instead! It's easier and quicker. If you have no friends then why not socialise more? Or use a search engine. 9 out of 10 |33t H@><or5 recommend them.

Muppets will be tolerated as usual until they become boring. Responding to muppets with sarcasm and wit is positively encouraged. But be gentle, kind poster, some of our new brethren and sistern need time to learn the ways of the board. Blatent slagging is not encouraged.

Remember each and every post you make is special. It's read by thousands of people all over the world. Try and spread some love!
Together we can make this board a Utopia for the discussion of all types of games be they computer or otherwise.

Thank you for reading this post.

amp - Arch High Lord Dictator and Supreme Military Commander of the Games Board and it's environs.

P.s Sometimes I'm a bit sarcastic

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Cake Fiend

OMG, someone made Amp a moderator... God (Dev) help us all!!

amp

Rest easy Sico, let calmness enter you. Be one with yourself. Indeed it was the DeV Himself who anointed me as the humble moderator of this hallowed board.

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DeVore

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Remember each and every post you make is special. </font>

Flames make baby Jesus cry...

DeV.

Fidelis

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by amp:
Responding to muppets with sarcasm and wit is positively encouraged</font>

Excellent

Atomic Pineapple

DOH!

Hobbes

Amp why don't you put your comments into the forums news section? or haven't you been taught that yet. Bet they haven't told you about the hidden forum for moderators either.

Stephen

I know how to use the announcements/forum news thing but I was never told how

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- Munch

Mills

I was never told how to use that either, haven't really found any use for it anyways tho

amp

Well I wanted my first post as moderator to be a transitional one, thus symbolising the change from no-lifer to moderator. A coming of age ritual if you like......

Yeah...

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WhiteWashMan

theres a news section?

mewso

Amp have the coming of age ritual when you actually come of age

Stephen

wwman: news = the "announcements" thing seen on most boards... which is absent from games since there are no announcements set there.

amp

Indeed Muso, your words impart wisdom beyond your age (2001)

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havok*

lmao
Thats just taking the pi$$

Lord Khan

Ok never posting on this board again

LegacyUser

So when we are good boys/girls what do we get

amp

I'd love to reply to all these posts only I'm too ****ed right now.

Well maybe just one or two.

Lord Khan: Love you man, come back to us, we love you too.. and if 3 people or more object to me being a moderator and they are of sound mind and body and can prove that they have a sense of humour then I will immediately request that my moderatorship end.

Crash&Burn: A lolipop.

Man it's great to be able to drink on a Monday safe in the knowledge that I have the rest of the week and the next off.

P.s Hey Ruth M, you ride, RAAAARRRRRGGHHSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHS!!!!!!!!!

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PHB

god where did you post 1000, what board?

amp

Well obviously all the trendy ones.

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[SN]JAG

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">some of our new brethren and sistern need time to learn the ways of the board</font>

Rough translation from my meager english language skills.

"A few of our new brothers and water containers require time to adapt to the way we live at boards.ie"

amp

Ah [SN]Snag, you spotted it. For bonus points find out the actual female version of "brethren".

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Shinji

Cistern

SheroN

This man you have installed as moderator..is a thief and a fake...he stole my magic the gathering card...I WANT IT BACK......PENDREL FLUX............

amp

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WhiteWashMan

roflol,
adam, you are going to have no money at all.
first day of and youre spending all day on the net!

TwoShedsJackson

Someone get a School of Pirahna in here, STAT!!!

amp

Well that's enough about me

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Lunacy Abounds! Play GLminesweeper!
art is everything and of course nothing and possibly also a sausage