The top 5

LegacyUser

Top 5 Uses for Celine Dion CDs

5. Coasters or Frisbees
4. Torture. Imagine being stuck in a pitch black room with a Celine Dion CD playing 24 hours a day. You'd Gladly tell anybody anything they wanted to know to make it stop.
3. Gifts for People you despise (90's version of a Christmas Fruit Cake)
2. **** off your neighbors - Right before you leave on Vacation put the Cd on Continuous play, turn your stereo up to 10, place the speaker pointed out an open window that faces towards that neighbor who called the cops on you for having a party.

And the number one use for Celine Dion CD's is:

Use them as a trade in at the used CD store.

Top 5 signs your getting old.

5. You win a radio contest and choose the Yanni tickets over AC/DC.
4. Your favorite rock star has grandchildren
3. You think that a Coal Chamber pollutes the environment.
2. You start using phrases like “ Back in my day”.

and the number one sign that you are getting old is.....

You think that a Limp Bizkit is something you find on the day old rack at the corner bakery.

Top 5 Rock n Roll Halloween Costumes.
5. The most obvious.. a member of KISS
4. A English School Boy uniform plus a Gibson SG guitar and go as Angus Young of AC/DC
3. Fill a bra with silicon, let my hair down and put on a Catholic school girl uniform and presto .. Britney Spears.
2. The number three costume, but I won't shave for a week.... I can go as Scary Spice

and number one

My favorite so far. Place my head up my ass and go as an MTV executive.

The Top 5 Reasons Grunge Died

5) Half of the bands are in jail on drug charges
4) the other half are in rehab
3) The KISS reunion. After seeing KISS in action, most music fans become
reluctant to shell out $50.00 to see a bunch of guys standing around on stage in T-shirts and jeans. They want to go see a SHOW.
2) The record companies stopped signing innovative grunge bands, they instead flooded the airwaves with a bunch of copy-cats

And the Number one Reason Grunge Died

After the bands were successful and found happiness, they lost the underlying inspiration for their music, so their fans labeled them sellouts.

Top 5 Boy Bands of the 90's

5.
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3.
2.
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LegacyUser

This is the least entertaining thread yet. Except the part about boy bands, but that's still an old, old joke.

LegacyUser

Hmmm... i suggest jokes not directly related to CTYI go in the 'Humour' board...

99% of jokes are likely to already be there... (search for all topics)

And i never heard the one about the top 5 boy bands before

A

PS - If you missed it on the Humour board - Crayons that didnt make the box...




[This message has been edited by Asuka (edited 01-09-2000).]

LegacyUser

This was a silly thread. I didn't like it.

lalala. Is there a singing smiley?

LegacyUser

Check the Smileys Legend

A

LegacyUser

boybands.....
my top five
5. 5ive
4. backstreet boys
3. boyzone
2. new kids on the block
1. take that

TAKE THAT RULE

AC/DC SUCK
LONG LIVE POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LegacyUser

imp,

I SHOWED you antiGUY. (@ www.antimusic.com)

You STOLE his jokes! AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE HIM CREDIT! BLARGH!

Sven.

LegacyUser

Originally posted by lordsippa:
imp,

I SHOWED you antiGUY. (@ www.antimusic.com)

You STOLE his jokes! AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE HIM CREDIT! BLARGH!

Sven.

So what?

LegacyUser

will imp and sven pls identify themselves? i don't know who you are offline. or do you have offline selves? are you just net fairies
deirdre

LegacyUser

I'm... (Dramatic thunder and screachy music)... Sven! Head of ze Sveedish Army! Or one of the many Eoins (and one of the blonde ones too)! And iMP is just some weird git who probably just stumbled across this website and DOESN'T under any circumstances live near me...

Anyway...

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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