cats vs. dogs

LegacyUser

Nice happy non-controversial topic. How could anyone think dogs are superior to cats? They're so dependent and needy and they drool and smell bad and hump strangers' legs. I could use the same argument about younger siblings . . . but let's try this topic for now.

LegacyUser

Whereas cats are aloof and independant and cold and only seem to care about anything when they think you have something they want. Cats are a very unrewarding pet. Nuff said

LegacyUser

Originally posted by Asuka:
Whereas cats are aloof and independant and cold and only seem to care about anything when they think you have something they want.

I get on well with them for some reason.
What's your point? Do you really want to be around a creature that stays around because it needs you? Eeeew. Unless you're the kind of person that needs self esteem boosts on a regular basis(commander?!?!? please!).

Cats are more beautiful and graceful than dogs. They're . . . uh, compact, robust and resilient. If a cat is around you aside from when it's hungry or something, it means there's a mutual repect thing there. Dogs aren't so exclusive, they'd be happy with anyone who fed them, took them for walks and occasionally patted them on the head. My cats prefer me to anyone else I've seen them around regardless of who feeds them. Aaaww!

I'll sleep with everyone who agrees with me.

LegacyUser

Originally posted by Mahotée:

(commander?!?!? please!).

Its not my fault! I dont choose my title. It comes with the job.

I have only one more thing to add. http://homepage.eircom.net/~netstuff/cat-a-pult.EXE

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LegacyUser

Well I have a dog who acts like a cat.
I'm SERIOUS!! he plays with yarn, and climbs things, and once he even caught a mouse!!!

Susan
(I think that both dogs and cats have good and bad points)

LegacyUser

poooooooooooooooooooooooo
hey guys
as to what kate said about animals that required you being around
humans are also social animals
i know im getting into anthropology/sociology here so i'll quit while i'm ahead.
i like dogs.
but i'll still sleep with kate.
ha.

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LegacyUser

ok i think cats are far better even though mine is satan.cats are in general more intelligent, and independant whereas dogs are in general dumb and have a tendency to bite ppl.thats just in general.my cat however is dumb and has a tendency to maim ppl.but she is an exception.oh and kate please don't share that stuff about your cat
jess

LegacyUser

Originally posted by Asuka:
http://homepage.eircom.net/~netstuff/cat-a-pult.EXE
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You don't really get the whole self preservation thing, do you? I will destroy you with my army of cats and then post all those lovely photos of you all over the internet (I'll find someone with a scanner). Or better yet, post them and let you live. Unless, of course, you want to change your views on cats and shirt ownership.

LegacyUser

Originally posted by cillian_burger_queen:
but i'll still sleep with kate.

Wow, I feel so honoured. But first you have to agree with me on the cat issue, or at least back me up here.

LegacyUser

um.
no.
sorry kate
you're on your own
but you should ALL get the mp3 beck "mtv makes me wanna smoke crack"
its funny cos its true
i love spiller
but sophie ellis-bextor scares me

Wow, I feel so honoured. But first you have to agree with me on the cat issue, or at least back me up here.

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LegacyUser

I like cats.
And I'll sleep with Kate too!!

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LegacyUser

cats are evil. they try to kill me. but then again they're nice and fuzzy....

LegacyUser

mike, you believe many ppl try to kill you. this doesn't stand for much in your arguements against cats. you believed i was trying to hurt you when i want ed to hug you. foolish boy!
*cuddles* and why doesn't anyone give cuddles. everyone hugs why no cuddles?

LegacyUser

Hello!! post number 6!!Must be Lieutenant!!!! Ahem...

I think that Quail are better than cats Or dogs. They're cute and small and they make noises like Mike does.

[This message has been edited by Shurikan (edited 31-08-2000).]

LegacyUser

Originally posted by natasha:
I like cats.
And I'll sleep with Kate too!!

Is there anyone here who WONT sleep with kate?

New topic!!!!

Oh and CATS CATS CATS.

LegacyUser

And I'll sleep with Kate too!!

damn dykes
(note this is irony. i like dykes.)

Is there anyone here who WONT sleep with kate?

more to the point, is there anyone who HASNT????
and what about me? who wants to sleep with me?
well?
ANSWER!!!!

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LegacyUser

>>I think that Quail are better than cats Or dogs. They're cute and small and they make noises like Mike does.<<

I think I should declare that I'm Mike eggwhisk, not any of the other Mikes. I don't mind being hugged but I also don't make strange noises.

LegacyUser

>>I think that Quail are better than cats Or dogs. They're cute and small and they make noises like Mike does.<<

I think I should declare that I'm Mike eggwhisk, not any of the other Mikes. I don't mind being hugged but I also don't make strange noises.

LegacyUser

this is meant to be about the domestic animals. Quails are too small. Dogs are too stupid/bland/mindlessly devoted. Cats are the only way to go. You know you agree with me. If you don't I can spend some time *convincing* you.

LegacyUser

Pfffff.

Dont threaten the moderator
He controls you meagre existence



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LegacyUser

On that note im still looking for another moderator... Does anyone have any suggestion/nominations/personal plugs?

Preferably someone responsible... i have to justify their promotion to my superiors

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LegacyUser

Originally posted by Asuka:
On that note im still looking for another moderator... Does anyone have any suggestion/nominations/personal plugs?

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KATE!

LegacyUser

Originally posted by Asuka:

Preferably someone responsible... i have to justify their promotion to my superiors

Nuff said.

LegacyUser

Originally posted by Asuka:
Dont threaten the moderator
He controls you meagre existence

Sure. But he lives in boggerland so there's not a hell of a lot he can do to stop us threatening him. And doesn't he use an awful lot of smilies for a cynic?

And my existence may be meagre but . . . well, yeah. *starts rocking back and forth*

LegacyUser

Originally posted by Asuka:
Preferably someone responsible... i have to justify their promotion to my superiors

Tell them I'll sleep with them.
Or not. I don't understand computers at all, otherwise I'd be happy to volunteer. And you'd be even happier to turn me down on the grounds of irresponsibility. Well . . . YOU WRE GOING TO LEAVE A RELATIVELY INNOCENT INDIVIDUAL TO ROT ON THE FLOOR OF BANANA TREE!!! And you walked into a door. You're a funny little moderator.

LegacyUser

I will happily sleep with anyone who wants me to.

LegacyUser

Originally posted by happygirl:
I will happily sleep with anyone who wants me to.

likewise.
No seriously though. Give Kate the job. Just for a little while. It'd be amusing...

LegacyUser

Originally posted by Fiona:
Is there anyone here who WONT sleep with kate?

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I neuther have nor will sleep with Kate. Sorry hon. Don't swing that way.

LegacyUser

Originally posted by Mike:
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I think I should declare that I'm Mike eggwhisk, not any of the other Mikes. I don't mind being hugged but I also don't make strange noises.

*sigh* If you're Eggwhisk then it should say Eggwhisk beside your posts. change this. Or better yet Adam can do it!

LegacyUser

I cant change that! Mike, you should have registered as Eggwhisk... this is going to get confusing

Aaaaanyway, i cant give the job of moderator to anyone. I have to ask Cloud nicely, and hes already spent a lot of time sorting out the UBB for us, i dont want him having to change moderators every couple of weeks as well

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LegacyUser

It's all Susan's fault. She came up with that bloody name in the first place. aaaargh.

I don't see anyone else called Mike who's actually using this messageboard at present. So i keep the name.