THEY LET ME MIND FIVE YEAR OLDS!?!

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Be sufficiently outraged! Teehee!

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seeing as i have posted on all the others so far i may as well post something here too

qwidgybo

smiles

I baby sat today. for 4 hours. for 2 near 2 years oldas and a 3 year old.

this is scary. plus the two 2 year olds are identical. (see how much you like that when yoyu're trying to give out to one for hitting the other!)

love
me

(they do!)

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they let me mind 6 4-5 year olds in an envoirnment in which i could easily kill them and so far no-one has objected

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I wouldn't babysit. Children. grrrr.

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Tomorrow I am going to the IFC to see some French film which probably has porn (it's french)! I like my school.No. Wait. I hate my school. I like me!

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Sorry sven, but not all French films have porn, La Hein was still pretty good though.

}:>

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It didn't. But the guy kept grabbing the womans t*ts. And there was one bit where they were both nekkid, but he was pressed up against her too tightly (as in "ess ee ex").

I was minding the five year olds again today (i hate my life. i hate ronan more). they made straw men. one of the girls made one with a little extra between the legs. then proceeded to point out "look! it can hop around on its third leg!".

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eoin do you remember what happens to me when i mind children???are you honestly gonna complain about the ones you mind now??

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i would like to mention that, re teaching them "I'm probably more scared of them than they are of me."

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mahotée:
I help teach children to swim, too . . .</font>

i teach kids to swim too and two of the girls are se*ually harassing me-i am getting close to killing them at this stage and if they do it once more i probably will

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Kill them, we have 6 billion people on this planet nobody will miss these two }:>

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And why stop there? I say we should shoot at least 15 million people! It may not be close to enough, but it's a start!

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by imp:
La Hein was still pretty good though.</font>

I really liked that. What was that lost cow about?

-Ruairi

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I don't think anybody was supposed to know.

Apart from that the only thing I didn't understand was that dude in the toilets... }:>

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by imp:

Apart from that the only thing I didn't understand was that dude in the toilets... }:></font>

The Jewish guy was telling them that if they don't stick together, stand by their friends, they die cold and alone and with no trousers on.

-Ruairi

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(boredom)

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(gay)