"So, anyway, if you get stuck girls you can always talk about BSE"

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hmmmmm on the topic of quotes the 6th years in my school were asked yesterday to submit a quote or something for the yearbook and that it should be something that reflects ourselves and something on which we can look back upon with pride in later years.one girl wanted to say "sex on the television doesnt hurt-unless you fall off" and the teachers wont let her say it.another wanted to say that "the perfect marriage is between a blind wife and a deaf husband",also not allowed cos it is discriminatory.also not allowed was "grow your own dope-plant a man".however in previous years-before our school amalgated,things such as "hitler was a gas man give him his jews" and "no woman no fry" were allowed.but because we are girls we have to be ladylike and make no mention of men sex or alcohol!!!its not fair

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I decided to write down all the dodgy stuff Kate said on the phone:

1. And then there was the cat. He *had* 2 testicles...

2. Re: The Mike Specter IncidentDid the cat say no? I *don't* think so.

3. I really should describe her to you... some time I can see her face.

4. -I'm going to put you on to the cat now
-miaow
-shes gone all shy now. she wont talk

5. it's really really good to stretch that way

-Ruairi

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bout someone from our musical
Jill:"maybe they just *act* gay,like the way amy always acts like a lesbian"
Amy:"i don't act like a lesbian"
i look down at my leg
Me:"em,amy,any particular reason you are stroking my thigh"

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Adam's Mum (talking about his brother Rob to me) : "You'd enjoy Rob..."

at which point me and his sister both burst into laughter....

love
happy me

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(gay)

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(gay)

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(homosexual)
(and not in the good way)

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hey jerome-how original

at least you put a bit of imagination into your reply,ruairi.

well anywho,
stuff!

qwidgybo

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(boredom)

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Hows this for a quote for you -- Kate (to my breasts):

"I've got one of those!!!"

and later (to her own):

"I got this one in Pennys!"




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here's a great quote!

"so,gay porn,anyway!"
-my fiend christina

here's another one:
"i can't help it,it just comes naturally"
-someone on their constant flirting

qwidgybo the mystical druid of yore

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mahotée:
I actually checked last night, and it turns out I have three of them, but I got two of them ages ago, and I had forgotten about them. And the one I was talking about isn't actually quite like the other ones. But I like it anyway.

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hmmmmm

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ramblings in the supposedly advanced maths class i'm in:

"one sheep plus one sheep equals two sheep,not two sheep squared"

hmmmmmmmm

qwidgybo

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mr. conway to a ho in my class:
"i'll refer you if you don't move your....................legs outta my class now!"

qwidgybo the.........aah fe<k it,just qwidgybo