A Day of Defeat

.ak · 23-05-2001 12:21am #1

The air was stale, filled with the scent of death and decay, smoke and fire as the gigantic Panzerkampfwagen IV Tiger rolled grudgingly along the road towards the Nazi Church that the allied forced had captured and ruined.

Suddenly, a panzerfaust type struck the tank, barely piercing the thick hull of the mammoth. However, it exploded inside the tank, causing the crew to bail out. Out of the battle mist, a Waffen SS elite sniper emerged, Sgt. Hans Spiral.

He jumped up onto the Tiger, dispite the incoming fire from the American Paratroopers. He ducked behind the turret of the Tiger, as another man joined him: Lt. Comdr. Wittman (your truly, Darkus-Angelus), a tank commander who had became a Strumgrenadier.

Wittman opened the hatch into the Tiger's driver spot, and dropped in quickly. He began driving the tank forth when he drove the tank over a long haired midget (gueeeessss whoooo), but he simply shrugged. Suddenly, the side of the tank blew as Allied saboteurs blew the right tracks off the tank.

Wittman climbed out, and opened fire at the paratroopers infront of him with his MP-40 Machine gun, they fell lifelessly to the ground, and Wittman screamed, "Sie es weiss!", then a crazy american ran towards the tank with his heavy weapons, opening fire at Wittman, until his head blew right off in a display of gore.

The war ruined city fell quiet, until disturbed by the empty shell falling from Han Spiral's gun. He looked at his fresh kill fall lifelessly, and headlessly to the ground, and he said... "Spunkeeen.". As the Fallschirmjager Heavy Weapon soldiers rushed into the church, forcing the Allied troopers out, Wittman and Spiral picked them off easily. And so, the Nazi Axis forced ruled the day, yet again.

-Dark-Angel-

Allright, you're probably all wondering, "What the /hell/ is this fewl waffling about?" Well... Nothing much, just informing you all that yet again, Day of Defeat 0wnz all your souls, that you when you drive a Tiger E tank, you should always check your right hand side for track saboteurs, and that we had a laugh in the DnC LAN last Saturday night/Sunday morning.

Quote of the Day: Spunken.

amp · 24-05-2001 3:45pm

After checking this post for mentions of VW Beetles and finding none I hereby award this the Best Post of the [insert random length of time here]

Well done Dark-Angel.

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