Boards.ie - the game

DeadBankClerk

electronic arts are in the process of making boards.ie - the game. the rules are simple... he who spams lives.

"newbies" begin with zero posts and advertise their new clan at www.geocities.com/bouleverd/hollywoodhills/train/booleanlogic/thiswebaddressisfartoolong/~asillyusername/myfirstwebpage.html and are also making a new website which will cover game news for every format and be updated every week.

this is where you take over. you must guide your newbie though all the stages of boards, battleing against and end of level boss every day... fearsome villians such as joe22, smoke-me-a-kipper and the devilish richindub

levels get progressivly harder, you start out on the humour boards, before moving on to more cerebral challenges, like the humanities boards, and the flame-rich bleet-full counter-stike board.

every few hundred posts you make a new level and gain an experience star, which you are going to need for the final level... the trolls board.

WhiteWashMan

and eventually you become a very cynical person.
just about ready for a moderator job me thinks...

Da Bounca

you should also have to withstand the demoarlising sarcasm of me.

Shiminay

heeheehee - quality DBC

Eamo - I totally agree, he is well fit for Moderatorship Give him the Work board.

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All the best!
Dav
@B^)
We were all set for a game of Ice Hockey when Frank Williams says "Sorry lads, I've forgotten my skates!"
[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness
The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

Lenny

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Whoops! We can't find your page!
The web page you are trying to access doesn't exist on Yahoo! GeoCities.
http://www.geocities.com/bouleverd/hollywoodhills/train/booleanlogic/thiswebaddressisfartoolong/~asillyusername/myfirstwebpage.html
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Anyone else get this?

smoke.me.a.kipper

lol. pld OJ!

Monty - the one and only

Hmmm....try getting passed me when a spamming session has started on this board...I've earned the right to be evil....

Shiminay

I'm the easiest mod to get past cause I'll allow almost anything (except pr0n cause there's nothing funny about pr0n - it's beautiful).

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All the best!
Dav
@B^)
We were all set for a game of Ice Hockey when Frank Williams says "Sorry lads, I've forgotten my skates!"
[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness
The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

Lenny

That's why one of the spammyest topic's was created in your forum

Monty - the one and only

thats becuase there wont be too many more posts in this topic....muahahaha....

richindub2

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeadBankClerk:
devilish richindub

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Wh00t

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*cough*
daves l33t site 0wns j00.

Victor

Shouldn't this be on the Games Board?

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Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.

Kali

Boards.ie manual, page 17, paragraph 8:

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Conspiracy to incite trolls is a 12-clickable offence under the Nov. 2000 Devore Act.
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Monty - the one and only

Bingo, bango, gone...oh to games...

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It is not a fairytail. It is truth

www.scifi-meshes.com

[This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 01-06-2001).]

azezil

i think i deserve to be an end of level boss at least!!

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"just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"

smoke.me.a.kipper

devore should be the end of game boss. you have to defeat his 12'click system.

Also there's a time attack mode where u have to spam the trolls board, beating the Flood Control

Kolodny

....and unlock the ancient scrolls of wisdom (to be translated from l33t)

richindub2

The playable characters could be mills, rob and monty, each one in a snappy uniform fit to battle the forces of muppetry

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*cough*
daves l33t site 0wns j00.

Hendrix_Nighn

Any cheating and -
Go to Troll
Do not pass flow
and do not collect 200 posts.

amp

As Boards.ie The Game is still in it's fictional but highly amusing (nice one DBC) state of development there was no real reason to transfer to this to the Games board.

But nice to see you're keeping busy Monty

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Lunacy Abounds! GLminesweeper RO><ORS!
art is everything and of course nothing and possibly also a sausage

azezil

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Monty - the one and only:
Bingo, bango, gone...oh to games...</font>

bingo, bango! LMAO

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"just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"

-ADREN-

Oh oh and in the cs stage u get to kick the **** in to bl33t ..

DeadBankClerk

with enough practice you can string moves together, and each character has their own "twelve click combo"

Lord Khan

ahhh this just sounds like another tetris clone of you ask me

screw that I'll just play quake instead

RopeDrink

Who could ever forget the famous - "Avatar Stealing Spell", of course you have to have a considerable ammount of posts by then to be a high enough level to use it...

Also, the HTML / UBB code of doom...

Also, Pac man style smilies come and devour your posts... Nasty little buggers.

The king of the Smilies (And also the official VAR mascot = [img]http://acidreign_.homestead.com/files/MANKY_JAWS.gif[/img] )

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