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  • 22-07-2001 7:30pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    We are looking for a catchy title for our seminar on 29th August.

    When I spoke to Mary O'Rourke about it (name-dropper smile.gif ) - she suggested something along lines of "cheap access" but personally I don't like word 'cheap'.

    I think "Getting Ireland Online" would be a great name but as Esat, Eircom and ODTR will be there as well as the Minister, I think it is too pointed towards one party !

    Other ideas I have had are:

    Better Access - Faster

    Internet Access Now!

    Getting Ireland Connected

    Any ideas or suggestions?

    Martin


    [This message has been edited by o_donnel_abu (edited 22-07-2001).]

    [This message has been edited by o_donnel_abu (edited 24-07-2001).]


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  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Ireland off line, internet in ireland seminar
    Ireland off line connective seminar
    Ireland off line connecting people smile.gif
    the future of interent in ireland



  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Don't think we actually need IOFFL in title as it might be better in sub-title,something like:

    .....Getting Ireland Connected......
    A Seminar on Internet Access Hosted by IrelandOffline


    Martin


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    How about

    online ireland
    A Seminar discussing the efect of internet in ireland on the average person,
    hosted by Ireland off line


    internet/internet Ready Ireland
    A Seminar discussing the efect of internet in ireland on the average person,
    hosted by Ireland off line


    [This message has been edited by Gladiator (edited 22-07-2001).]


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    How about,

    Internet Access For All

    Affordable Net Access

    The Net Cost (i suppose we could make a silly pun on the word net)

    No more frustrating, debilitating per minute billing and we will be able to use the net at a reasonable price. Won't we all be happy then!

    Flat Rate Net Access

    Freedom To Surf

    The Internet without the cost

    Bringing the Internet Forward

    Staying on-line without the fine


    i dunno, i amn't sure


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    Major keywords for me are "available" and "affordable". Everything else is just pants.

    adam



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  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by o_donnel_abu:
    .....Getting Ireland Connected......
    A Seminar on Internet Access Hosted by IrelandOffline
    [/B]</font>

    I like that one from Martin.

    with subtitle
    "Joe Punter and the net" smile.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    how about something catchy like...

    "Goverment and Telco's unite! Stop scratching your arses and do what we say! We all want free OC3 lines with no bandwidth caps.. Give it to us, I saaaaid GIVE IT TO US or i'll hold my breath till i turn purple!"

    something along those lines.. maybe a bit long for a billboard but catchy none the less.


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by rymus:
    how about something catchy like...

    "Goverment and Telco's unite! Stop scratching your arses and do what we say! We all want free OC3 lines with no bandwidth caps.. Give it to us, I saaaaid GIVE IT TO US or i'll hold my breath till i turn purple!"

    something along those lines.. maybe a bit long for a billboard but catchy none the less.
    </font>

    Serious amounts of LOL goin on here @ the moment. Maybe somebody needs to spell it out to these ppl becuse they obviously haven't got the msg. here-to-fore !!


    80p.


    www.80project.com


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    What about:

    "The Net will make us all one"
    Internet Seminar hosted by Ireland Offline.

    Or something around that point that the Internet will make us all come together, like the whole Island of Ireland, not just two countries.

    Or probably something more about The EC like:

    "Internet in Ireland compared to the rest of the EC members"

    Anyway, probably they sound silly, but at least it's something.

    JamworkS


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    The Internet Society plugs the slogan "The Internet is for Everyone".

    What is the actual objective of this seminar - i.e. to get as much of society o the internet, or maybe to separate the truth from the spin?

    What are the telcos going to spend their floor time talking about?

    Hehe.. how about "The Irish Telcos Truth and Reconciliation Congress"

    "Telco Celebrity Deathmatch"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    I like "Getting Ireland Connected". It's simple and quite short, and that's what IrelandOffline ought to be about.


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by dahamsta:
    Major keywords for me are "available" and "affordable". Everything else is just pants.

    adam

    </font>

    I am fully backing adams suggestion. Maybe we could throw in a "for everybody", which could focus on
    a) the price-issue (affordability for the oridinary Joe Blox) and
    b) the OS issue (MacOS, UNIX,, LINUX, etc. users should be able to connect as easily as Windows users).


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    not for everybody, as it makes us sound like were being real,

    compaign for affordable and available internet


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    how about

    !!!DIE!!! EIRSCUM
    -DE-


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    you need to be more suttle,

    burn in the firely arm pits of satan in hell
    something like that


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by dahamsta:
    Major keywords for me are "available" and "affordable". Everything else is just pants.

    adam

    </font>
    I like idea of word 'faster' in there somewhere - double meaning as in faster downloads but also making it happen faster smile.gif

    Somethinh like..."Affordable access - faster!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    well lets not, as faster could mean were skying away from those who will for a long long time be stuck with 56k


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    what about a title such as Ireland unmetered or "access denied" not great i know but just a thought.


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    BTW, we will NOT be having a vote on the name !!!

    (Joke for longest serving members of IOFFL smile.gif )

    Martin


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    I'm just wondering about having the term "seminar" in the title.

    To be honest, I think it would put a lot of people off.

    Why not try something like "The Ireland Offline Net Meeting"? (being careful to insert a space between the last two words to avoid infringement of copyright!)

    It's a sort of play on the name of a piece of software which is for (video) conferencing which is basically what the meeting will be.

    Anyway, just thought I'd put in my ha'penny's worth.

    Mike


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  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    What about:

    "Faster InterneT Faster" or

    "WWW: World Wide What?"

    JamworkS



  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    eIreland: The Net Imperative


    "Rightful liberty is unobstructed action, according to our will, within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by rickoshea:
    eIreland: The Net Imperative</font>

    Class! That one's a winner folks.

    adam


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    wouldnt you be worried about the obrien eIsland and our eIreland comparison


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    I kind of like rickoshea's "eIreland: The Net Imperative" although wondering if it is specific enough. But it does have that sense of urgency we are trying to suggest.

    Also, Delphi91 might have a valid point about calling it a "seminar". How about calling it a "summit"?

    "eIreland: The Net Imperative"
    An Internet Summit hosted by IrelandOffline




  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    it not a summit its a seminar, thats what it is


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gladiator:
    wouldnt you be worried about the obrien eIsland and our eIreland comparison</font>

    Nope. We don't seem to be having any problems with the Ireland Online and Ireland Offline comparison thus far. It's also topical, in that the meeja will pick up on the comparison and use it. I like it.

    adam


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MyPerfectCousin:
    I kind of like rickoshea's "eIreland: The Net Imperative" although wondering if it is specific enough. But it does have that sense of urgency we are trying to suggest.</font>
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
    im·per·a·tive (m-pr-tv)
    adj.
    Expressing a command or plea; peremptory: requests that grew more and more imperative.
    Having the power or authority to command or control.
    Grammar. Of, relating to, or constituting the mood that expresses a command or request.
    Impossible to deter or evade; pressing: imperative needs. See Synonyms at urgent.

    n.

    A command; an order.
    An obligation; a duty: social imperatives.
    A rule, principle, or instinct that compels a certain behavior: a people driven to aggression by territorial imperatives.
    Grammar.
    The imperative mood.
    A verb form of the imperative mood.
    </font>

    It's that word that makes me like it, I think it does suggest urgency, and it also suggests a requirement: it's imperative that the problems be ironed out; it's imperative that unmetered products and services be made available; it's imperative the the local loop be unbundled; it's imperative that the ODTR, Eircom and the OLO's start to sort things out.

    It's imperative that I shut up now?

    adam


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    i agree, theres 2 votes do we have a third


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  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gladiator:
    it not a summit its a seminar, thats what it is</font>

    That might very well be the case.

    But remember, the object of the exercise is to put bums on seats and to get the message across to the great unwashed.

    So, to do that, you have to attract Joe Public. And the only way to attract Joe Public is to make the meeting attractive.

    The meeting has to be marketed and part of that is a suitable name. In my opinion, I don't think that using Seminar in the title would be appropriate. To my mind, it smacks of a business meeting/conference, academic summer school etc. And that's the last thing that a member of the general public will want to attend, especially mid-week.

    Call it a meeting, or something similar. But I don't think Seminar is wise.

    Anyone on the list into marketing???

    Mike


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