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John2002 · 2003-02-07 16:39:35

Oldies, but still made me smile. A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he is pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the…

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07-02-2003 5:39pm

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John2002

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Oldies, but still made me smile.

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he is
pulled over by the Police.
The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?"

"Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?"

"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly
chick in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a
coma for several months, yet
she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to
come nearer. As she sat by him,
he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
You have been with me all
through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there.

When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my
side...You know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart
began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck, get the **** away from
me."

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