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Bush in school

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  • 11-02-2003 5:30pm
    #1
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    Wondering how his popularity was among the
    children, the American
    president, George Bush visits a school.
    After explaining a little bit of the
    governmental platform, he asks
    the kids if they had any questions.

    Bob raises his hand and says:
    - I have 3 questions for you...
    1) How did you manage to win the elections, even
    though you had less votes?
    2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without clear
    reasons?
    3) Don't you think that the Hiroshima bomb was
    the biggest act of
    terrorism in the world's history?

    At this very moment the bell rings and all the
    kids run out of the
    classroom.

    After the break, Bush tells the kids
    to feel free to ask him
    more questions and this time Joey raises his hand and
    says:
    - I have 5 questions for you...
    1) How did you manage to win in the elections,
    even though you had less votes?
    2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without clear
    reasons?
    3) Don't you think that the Hiroshima bomb was
    the biggest act of terrorism in the world's history?
    4) Why did the bell sound 20 minutes earlier
    today?
    5) Where's Bob?


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