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  • 13-02-2003 11:31am
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    John2002
    Registered Users Posts: 646 ✭✭✭


    A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
    take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work
    in six weeks."

    A German doctor says, "That's nothing. We can take a lung out of one person
    put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

    A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take
    half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking
    for work in two weeks."

    The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We
    just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and
    now half the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for
    war."


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