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Valentines Card Rhymes???

Polonious · 2003-02-13 15:37:41

I'm trying to wirite a valentines card for my gf but can't think of any good rhymes... Anybody got any????:confused:

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13-02-2003 4:37pm

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Polonious

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I'm trying to wirite a valentines card for my gf but can't think of any good rhymes... Anybody got any????

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#2 13-02-2003 4:42pm
Big Chief

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Originally posted by Thanx 4 The Fish
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel, your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag, off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you, screwed up my life.

I see your face, when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in, to smell this way.

My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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#3 13-02-2003 4:47pm
Polonious

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Yeh nice one Big Chief, i need ones that ARE NOT going to get my head kicked in!!! I''m looking to gain brownie points here!
:mad:

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#4 13-02-2003 4:50pm
Big Chief

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lol dont ask on the humour board then

/me points to the After Hours Board

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#5 14-02-2003 5:48pm
tribble

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One i saw on the bog walls in Trinity...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Lets go f*ck.

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#6 14-02-2003 6:18pm
Tyrrial

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Roses are red
Violets are Violet!!!

i mean really cop on, why else whould they be called violets!!!

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#7 14-02-2003 8:12pm
AdMMM

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How bout the old

Roses are Red
Violets Are Blue one?

Thats always a w1nn3r

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